A nuclear explosion that wipes out mankind.
Your being chased by a pack of chocolate covered walruses with a pineapple on your head, then suddenly!
I mix my pineapple with their chocolate.
Yoyoexpert closes down so I will…
Kill myself brutally with a potato skinner.
The porta-potty fell off my camel when…
WAIT! I don’t have a camel never mind.
We’re going to fly wether you…
Lol you don’t have any General-yo? Sad…
Sentence completion: like it or not 
I wish I could go to WYYC13, but I had to…
this pilot is faking a heart attack or not
What I meant to say was…
nope. I didn have the mOney when YYE released the majesty, and I’ve been to lazy to look other places for general-yo 
…I did not flush the gold fish down the toilet
I need a pet monkey or I’ll…
probably spontaneously combust(and therefore die)
Unless you like cheese…
We will take your (inset most prized throw) and ding it
Our generation is a fricken…
doomed one.
I liked you until you…
Told me yoyos were stupid. Now I have no respect for you. 
My yoyo string snapped and went flying into a…
bucket of spit I collected from sitting next to Stephen Hawking on a train
I would tell you I love you but…
I really don’t
Shooby, dooby doo, ba, shooby, dooby doo, ba…
d’oh!
Why did you refill…
my AMMO tube with Cotton string?
Finish this…
puzzle, because I see you’re too busy playing with a remote control
I still laugh when…
When people ding their yoyo.
when I use cotton string…
…I lack slack and nearly strangle myself.
Then people say…
Everybody walk like a dinosaur.
the meaning of life is…
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YoyoJordan is a…