This has to be a tribute to Negin’s bat, Lucille, right?
That’s what’s up.
I think a yoyo made of barbed wire would be a cool gift to introduce people to yoyoing. Cover your hands with fake blood-covered gauze / bandages when you give it to them and tell them it stops hurting after a while when you develop callouses.
It’s just bad-ass is what’s up muther trucker