Anti yoyo tv

General Yo-Yo
1

Hey kids! I just wanted to let you know that veggie tales is really a soviet training program devoted to destroying your yoyo skills by way of hypnotizing you with talking veggies.
As I am writing this I am about to be food processed into baby food.

~Larry the cucumber

2

I actually laughed out loud… HAHAHA.

3

I laughed out loud for 35 seconds! and when i read it to my dad, i could barely read it!

4

Hey kids! i forgot to mention that bob the tomato is really a glob of nuked cherry gelatin and Brussel sprouts, he wears a green wig to get that tomato look just right.

~Larry the cucumber

5

What?? No way… You ruined the show.

6

lol.
~Bob the tomato.

7

There’s instructions here: http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,58561.0.html

8

THATS A LIE!
~Bob the tomato.

9

I’m jealous of all the awesome new names. lol

10

Hey kids! Who knew, being stuck in a baby food jar ain’t half bad, it gives me a new perspective of life!
Until I get eaten.

~Larry the cucumber