Yoyo (shower) thoughts

Summers here! And if you’re anything like me, you spend your days yoyoing, but not focusing on it. (kinda like in the shower) So I made this topic to share any thoughts that you have while yoyoing. I’ll start off…

  1. If you adopt ur best friend, but then have a kid with ur best friend, r u the grandfather or father (or both) of that kid? :thinking:
  2. do cyclopes blink or wink?
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Yes.

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what happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much? :thinking::joy:

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  1. You’d be the father. How would you be the grandfather?

  2. Depends. A blink is involuntary. A wink is intentional.

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for 1 if ur the father of the mother cuz u adopted her

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Ahh I see what you’re saying. It got all jumbled up in my head. Yeah I guess you would be both!

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I’m pretty sure Woody Allen could answer this.

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that is a mortifying question

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Nacho pizza.

Why isn’t that a thing!?

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was good, vegabomb. No doubt it went over the heads of some here, they prolly don’t even know who he is. Makes me feel so old. OMG a few weeks ago Post Malone did a Nirvana tribute for WHO, and I could not believe the number of individuals who consider themselves music lovers who had no idea who Nirvana was, or who Kurt Cobain was. :dizzy_face: I was speechless. I guess that’s how you know you’re getting old. Blew me away. :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face: :dizzy_face:

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Sorry bud, if you are yoyoing in the shower you just aren’t thinking. A guy could get hurt in soooo many ways!

So do you think about yoyoing in the shower when you’re not in the shower? :grin:

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Tell me about it!

You could totally whack yourself in the…knee cap!..while yoing in a shower! :scream:

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Besides, it would cause your bearing to RUST. :nauseated_face:

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No, everyone knows you only roll full ceramic for shower yoyos :rofl:

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From the title, I thought this thread was about throwing a party for someone in their yoyo pregnancy.

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So did I.

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Polyester, nylon, dental floss; string would be a real issue. Would string burn be an issue or would it be string steam?

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how come in superhero tv shows/movies, the person who always gets hit or falls off a building and such always land smack dab in the middle of a car?

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There’s cars that drive around the city that are trained to do that.

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Not sure the would want to answer though… :cold_sweat:

Edit: he, not the. Wasn’t trying to break into olde english…

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