yoyo jokes


#1

What if you do a plastic whip with a metal yoyo? And what about the iron whip with a plastic yoyo?
And what’s the deal with the jade whip?


#2

lol i stop and think about that sometimes


#3

what happens if you throw a clyw avalache on the ground?

its creates a hurricane


(Y yo?2 yo.) #4

A guy accidentally hits his dog with his Mighty Flea. His dog barks back,“What??!!! I work hard enough scratching parasites off already, and now they’re making parasites in YOYO FORM???!!!”


#5

you guys are funny! keep it goin!


#6

watch what happens when this yoyo responds in the middle of leg wrap trap…


(Raphael) #7

No children


#8

so i went to sleep with a yoyo in my pocket i started wanting to play it but it was already sleeping
bump for cheesy joke


#9

when i was playing with my dragonfly I asked my self " am i playing with a real life dragonfly"


#10

Ok, so what do you get when you combine a yoyoer, an x-brain, and some force?

this


#11

After i was done watching the matrix i was kind enough to rewind. Then i drove to the video store at mach 5. The guy at the counter told me i had a late fee so i made a clean breakaway.