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Get Ready to Spin into Nostalgia with Fixed Axle February!
Be dazzled as we take you on a retro ride back to the roots of yo-yoing! Fixed Axle February is not just an event, it’s a trip down memory lane with the coolest vibes and sweetest tricks!
Prepare for Zero Gravity fun for the whole family; bring your dog, your spouse, your Mijo/Mija.
Grab your Duncan Butterfly or Dollar Store Woodie, a can of Surge, and your favorite JNCO jeans, because Fixed Axle February is HERE, courtesy of the YoYo Boomers Club!
Why Fixed Axle February?
Because nothing screams “good ol’ times” like the sweet whirr of a fixie! No lube required!
It’s the ultimate celebration of simplicity and style.
Enjoy, prepare for a chill time, and follow us Through the LKing Glass on our wild ride. In Fixed Axle February, the only thing spinning out of control is your throw!
Grab some sweet stickers for your station wagon and other great merch here: Click Me!
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