when you’re up at 3AM looking at YYE forum…
People call you yoyo man!
you can do stuff like trapeze (with his bro), double or nothing, for starters. Of course, you don’t hit it literally u just kinda land the buds off the side of the ‘string’ and then flip them the opposite direction out of your pretend landing. there’s more flow to it since the buds just keep flipping around your finger when u ‘catch.’
EDIT: When you notice the letters ‘YO’ on license plates while driving. Done this like 2 or 3 times since I started yoyoing again
I do…
EDIT: I am so dumb.
The kids at my kids’ school call me that.
That is when they aren’t demanding that I hand over kendamas and yoyos to them.
OMG IM SO HAPPY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE 
I SO AGREE!!! Except peopler tell me to walk the dogcringe instead! Although im not advanced enough yet to do white buddha 
I’m getting there 
OMG YESSSS >:(
Your head is deformed from battles…
You pick your outfits solely on how many yoyos you can carry comfortably
You carry MORE yoyos than you can carry comfortably
You get bored so you do neck/leg wraps with earbuds
You’ve attempted to do tricks with a dead yoyo because you’re too lazy to pop start it
I did ladder escape last year 'cause I finally learned it and someone said, “So are you EVER gonna walk the dog”?
when u chose a really harsh punishment instead of being banned from yoyos for a week. man that sucks…
Choosing your yoyo over a girl…
Banned from yoyos?
he means being grounded
when 4040 looks like “YOYO” on a calculator.
When I’m grounded, my yoyos never get taken away.
i got banned from online gaming once…
When you say I need to go change and you come back with the same clothes and some one asks," why didn’t you change?" And you say,“I meant I need to change my yoyo string…”
When you go to the pool and become known as “that Yoyo girl”
whenever I visit a new youth group I’m ‘yoyo dude’ until they actually learn my name, haha.