You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when

You actually form a YoYo “gang” on a YoYo forum. Lol

You talking about the mafia and yakuza?

When you go through you bookmarks in Firefox and half of them are yoyo related.

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When your parents say:

“Put down the yo-yo and do your job!”

When you realize Monday morning you still have all your homework to do because you spent your whole weekend yoyoing and making tons of string

When your parents say " Abby, if you stopped playing with your Yoyo a little bit instead with your clarinet you would be a Benny goodman by now!" (those who don’t know who Benny goodman is he’s a famous jazz clarinetist)

My parents say the same thing to me about guitar. Not that I can’t play or anything, I’m really good for 3.5 years. Ask my band

i agree I’ve played guitar for 5 years so I’m good but my parents think I would be a lot better of I yoyoed less

when you get in a deep arument with your parents, the whole time your yoyoing! no joke lol! also you use eli hops as a weapon to scare people who call you a nerd!

lol. my Parents SOMETIMES tell me i should play bass more instead of yoyo. i have a truckload of ensemble pieces from three orchestras and i have solo pieces i need to play for my teacher.

they are probably right. i yoyo too much.

dont feel bad about being a nerd “…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” John green said this

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I think my parents wish I would yoyo more and play the drumset less lol

First off DFTBA and all of this is true, being a nerd is in no way bad

…your wife MAY be in labor and you take time to bump this thread with a reply. She vetoed “Cascade”, “Wooly Marmot”, “Lyn Fury” and “Dark Magic 2” (our second child by the way… it’s totally appropriate) as baby names.

Wooly marmot would make a great baby name

When you think to yourself: What do people do in life if they don’t yoyo?

I think that all the time. :smiley:

we now have a lead and rhythm guitar, bass, and drums.