see: get it confiscated.
When you purposefully distract students by yoyoing outside their classroom, and then pretending not to notice when the teacher comes out of the room and stares at you.
You know you’re obsessed when you find yourself at work playing around with a spool from an old video tape…had about 12 inches of tape and leader on it. I found myself attempting to yoyo it, got it go up and down a couple times before the magnetic tape snapped.
…when you sleep with a yoyo like its a teddy bear.
When you wonder how many different forums jbh8426 is on.
you yell at sombodies baby when he interferes with your combo.
When you join more than one yoyoing board.
When you have more than one of the same yoyo.
No matter where I am I always have a yo-yo or two with me.
- when you tuck your yoyos in to bed and read them a bedtime story 8)
ps. i dont do this
- When you imagine hitting the person you hate with a forward pass instead of your fist.
- When you think of yoyos instead of something else when people say it goes up and down. ;)))
You want to point out that there are over 1000 reasons here so far and galore wrong. I guess when I have alot of spare time I’ll read through
You have a permanent ring burned in your finger
you dont care if ppl say you have no life.
your imaginry friend is a 6ft yoyo monster
wtf does that look like?
When you wonder why this person didn’t remark about getting reason # 888.
When you know his actual username is jhb8426 
23.when your mom brings home a cheap 1$ yoyo from a trade show and within a week you already have ordered a 40 dollar yoyo.
Last night I was in Target messing with these rubber bungee balls. I attempted 2-handed looping with them and had it going pretty well (good training wheels I guess). Funny thing is that people were watching me do this and thought it was cool. Yes, this would classify as being obsessed.
you see a thing-to-buy list that says plastic wrap on it, and you have to do a double take because you thought it said plastic whip
i would do all of those if i could… HA HA.
So true… So true…
You Know are obsessed with Yoyoing when:
When you buy a Light-up or Glow In The Dark yoyo instead of paying your power bill.
When you decide a new throw is more important than fuel for your car.
When you have a knuckle smasher cut you open, and you don’t stop throwing to cover up the wound.
(I haven’t got time to bleed, I am trying to get this combo)
You know exactly what your ‘Air’ yoyo looks like.
D