When you stay up buying a m y s t e r y b o x with ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU’LL GET. all yoyos are good yoyos, right?
You’re never too old. Glen Godsey, I believe is his name, is 73 years old and is o team General Yo. 
…when you’re still half asleep and dreaming when your phone rings. In your dream you think it’s Brett Grimes and you need to remember to ask, when you call him back, if he wants you to grab him an extra ticket for the 311 concert.
Well this may sound funny, but last night I had this dream that I was a member of an acadamy of elite agents specializing in the paranomal I and my comrads had insect abililities sort of like spiderman, but more in the line of Beetles or something that could fly basically. Our enemy was a cross of a moth with a werewolf and we were in charge of keeping him from his prey a type of caterpillar mutant baby that would have royal connection upon maturing into his grown form which was a type of velossa raptor. The reason I bring this up is simply because I realized I was dreaming when the capture device was called a Leopluridon. My mind suddenly reallized that Leopluridons are not vaccum cleaners with supernatural abilities, but much rather a metal yoyo that I would like to try. So when your dreams begin to involve yoyos in the most abstract ways you never though you could concieve you might be obsessed.
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When you’d skip Christmas just to get a decent sponsorship.
(I doubt many of you are that crazy)
if its CLYW ill do it if it is a different company and only if im gettin a marmot or bassalope for christmas ill take it
When you yoyo for over 2 hours a day.
fixed 
When you yoyo just for fun, not sponsorships. 
when you check a tracking # for a yoyo multiple times a day.
when getting a new yoyo is almost as good as Christmas.
when your doing 5a and your yoyo flies into a rose bush and with out thinking you jump into the rose bush after it and when your hit your self with your die and it hurts like a ton then you just switch hands
especially the tracking number one…
you are obsessed if
you ditch your real freinds at school for other people who like to yoyo
If ur engaged and ur more worried about stocking up on string than condoms hahaha
When you think about yoyo tricks while eating and want to finish the food so badly to play with a yoyo.
When you beat yourself up for not paying attention in shop only because now you can’t mod yoyos.
When you have the callus ring around your throwhand finger.
When you have at least one yoyo with you at all times
When you wake up and have a yoyo on your finger
When you look at different objects and think of different counterweights.
When you get a call, you start doing a bunch of one handed tricks while talking.
11811: When you yo-yo so much every Monday at school your teacher(s) has/have you show the class your new trick(s)
my math teacher calls me yoyojoe 
Hmm yoyos or clothes ??? Yoyos!
Yoyos or food ??? Yoyos!
Well I may be hungry and neked, but I got’s throws.
when your going to bed and when your halfway asleep you realize your yoyo is still on your hand