You cant go to your gfs house cuz your practicing yoyoing. 
Just kidding i bring my yoyo to her house.
When you see the sun with a string hanging from it and circles in the middle.
When you own a different yoyo sling for every pair of jeans you own
I’ve done this with almost every yoyo I have
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2,340,675. when you go completely insane because your throw isn’t coming ast enough in the mail.
2,340,676. you forgive your yos for hitting you in the face
2,340,677 when try to do everything to put cash on your paypal account to buy your dream yoyo
It’s not over 2 million, its at 11809 right now
11810: When you pass up going to a sports event to go to a Yoyo-Related activity
Does it count if you just check the mail, and daydream that theres just a random throw in there?
when you have more than 10 tabs open in your browser and they are all yoyo forum/review/articles
if smeone says basic and you imagine the beysick
I’m sure I posted it a few minutes ago but I guess I didn’t
when you get delivered at work and stay 3 hours late because the mail man didn’t show up yet
when you’re waiting for your throw and just go an buy another one (two etc…) just to “release the pressure”
Either way its over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND! (cheap shot, I know but I had to do it. :P)
It absolutely counts because I do this all the time too hahahaha!
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When your list of most awesome people in the world goes Steve Brown, Andre, Johny Devale… etc then finally Chuck Norris Superman…
When you need more than one case to hold all your yoyos.
When your throw hand palm has a six pack.
When you refer to you yo-yos as your children.
When you refuse to throw a yoyo away even after it has been discontinued (including parts) broken beyond repair, and scratched as mess. I’m still gonna fix it some how.
When you find out a way to yoyo in the car.
You look at something and wonder if it would be a good counter-weight.
When it begins to sound logical to invest in YYE stock based on the amount of yoyos you have been purchasing.
it might be ove 9 thousand but is it “over one million?” (frieza)
When you name a trick after attacks from anime [ spirit bomb ]
when your pockets are so full of yoyos you buy a fanny pack
When always talk about yoyos, you’ve come up with code names in class so people wouldn’t constantly think all you have to talk about is yoyos.