Yea I do that too.
When you seriously consider opening a yoyo store near where u live…
sticky? lol
When you ding up your yoyo just as an excuse to get another one.
If you’re asking why this isn’t stickied… welll it’s already been stickied but then unstickied.
When you yoyo within 5 minutes of waking up.
wow just wow
I’m gonna file abuse charges.
Don’t we all.
When you are doing your chores, you see your yoyo, you pick it up and throw it secretly until your parents are back. 
Putting groceries away? naw, it can wait while I do a few combos.
(25 minutes later)
melting ice cream flowing out of the still-full bag
When you’re finger bleeds twice a day from string burns and you don’t even realize.
Oooooh. Tempting…
When your office asks you to “do tricks” because you are the only manager with a yoyo on you at all times.
When you start to make eraser counterweights in class or at work.
When your dog gets the idea that licking your Yoyo while on the holster is a good idea…
When you been yoyoing for one year and you make it into finals in a contest and win of get top 5. That’s a friend. I’m reaching that goal also.
When suicides, lacerations, grinding you palms and skinning gerbils sound like fun activities to you.
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lol…when you read things like this and actually understand and agree. 
They all sound like good group activities.
Im surprised they don’t have a partner variable of a trick and call it homicide…
That’s been said before I think. Not the grinding thing though, that’s new.
When you try to match your clothes according to the yoyo you have in your holster…
no…just no…
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When losing a yoyo is like losing $100 dollars (which it is lol)
When you run straight home because your yoyos silicone you did yesterday is done.