When you yoyo at funerals
when your yoyoing causes funerals
jk
When you dream in the middle of the night a Yoyo trick you made up (this happened to me 2 nights ago)
When you bump a thread on this forum 50 times.
You know your’re obsessed with yoyoing when you can open your yoyo to fix a knot and get it back together in less than 15 seconds.
Or when you can id a yoyo by the name of it’s colorway.
how about I csrry a junker and extra sting in my wallet (because I don’t ever leave my wallet at home) just in case some one asks if they can try your yoyo.
When you pick a yoyo over the most popular girl at school.
When your holding ear buds and you try to do a yoyo tricks with them. I do that sometimes 
Sling the buds over your shoulder or stick them in your pocket. Why hold them.
How about starting to number them again…
Okay here officially is restart
#1, when playing with at least 5 yoyos a day is normal.
#2 When you’re shocked, astonished, dismayed, etc. when you realize you DID NOT BRING A SINGLE YOYO ON A WEEK LONG VACATION!!!
When your Yoyo gets caught on your dogs tail (this just happened today)
I feel you brother, although in my case I went on vacations for two weeks and I brought a yoyo, but the string snapped the first day there and I did not bring extras T_T lol.
That would never. EVER. happen to me. 
Brought one yoyo last vacation (Werrd Minute, yo!) but about 5x more string than I needed and 3 extra bearings in case humidity did something to them.
Haha
Anyway Greg I spent a while learning rancid milk today- I think I might just beat you! Hahaha.
You know your ubsessed with yoyoing when you come home from a 10 hour rehersal and your mom asks, “Did you yoyo at all?” And you respond, “No…” Then she sais, “ARE YOU OK? HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?”
Haha.
lol… btw, that never happened to me. I just made it up. Although i think i did it a couple of times when i wasn’t as into yoyoing.
When you have a big box for your yoyo boxes.
My string is on its last string… went on a hunt to the local target but no strings… I just need something to hold me over… this one is about to quit on me… 48 hours until home!
^ very funny!
I was gonna learn rancid milk this week!
Is it a fun trick or a complex one?
Eh sorta both IMO.
I cuddle with my yoyo. Seriously.