You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when

When you get disqualified from a exciting yoyoexpert contest…

lol, this contest has caused such outrage and ruined lives. We may never recover from this…

whos lives got ruined? sure some pople got all mad because they got a pm asking for a vote

heres my opinion on it if you dont want to vote then delete the pm and forget about it theres no need to get mad about it

but whats done is done

Ya uhhh… I was being sarcastic… I agree with you, I got the pm and didn’t care…

THE OUTRAGE CONTINUES!

oh ok LOL

When you get hurt and say “Ding!” out of habit (I tend to say “Ding!” whenever I ding a yoyo.)

Haha

When you ding your yoyo and say “Ow!”
lol

I do this whenever I hear a ding haha

or whenever you hear a cool song you think “wow! This would be awesome to yoyo to.”

when you have to have a paper clip in every single pocket of every single pairs of pants you own so that you can always get a knot out.

When you have dreams of someone giving you a CLYW, then you wake up to find that it didn’t actually happen, and you get really upset. Sigh.

Ha. I haven’t dreamed about yoyoing yet. That dream sounds reAlly disappointing to wake up to.

When someone says “caribou” or “just ‘one drop’!” and you’re just like:

When a yoyo cuts into your Scotchy Scotch Scotch budget. :stuck_out_tongue:

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When you are known as “yoyo man” almost everywhere you regularly go haha

Thats just a boss post…

bringing case full of yoyos to school for no reason

I would be scared they would get stolen.

me too whenever I go places I just put 1 in my pocket