Oh man thats an awesome way to get paid. I think you are living out most of our dream. ;D
Because sometimes I get bored and feel like clicking money away and then waiting for my shiny new plaything to come in the mail
Freestyle off the top…in a zone:
Why so many? Just because I can,
Trendy, plenty…you may never understand.
I browsed, hunted, bought all the throws I wanted,
Besides, who cares if you wouldn’t have done it.
I buy what I want, and who cares if I need it?
As soon as I peep it, when YoyoExpert releases,
I bought a few hundred, no wait… maybe more,
Got everything I wanted, all from my favorite store.
I want even more, get them shipped to the door,
You can say that I’m bored, or own a throw hoard,
I want so many throws, until I make a mountain,
Until I no longer know how many and stop countin’
Buy them, play them, collect them, store them,
I like them, if they make them, I refuse to ignore them,
Shop until you drop, and throw until you faint,
Ashamed, I am not, buying yo-yos great,
So don‘t try to hate, cause I made it my mission,
To buy all they make, that’s a YoyoExpert edition,
If they keep making them, I’ll buy the titaniums,
Raking them in, just too much for your cranium,
Too much for your cerebrum, cerebellum…brain stem, 
I’ll keep buying throws if these companies make them.
T.A. copyright 2014
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