Where’s coding horror been? Haven’t seen him post…just curious as he’s always super active here on the forum.
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He was traveling recently, probably just busy.
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Oh that’s awesome…I hope he’s had a great time! 
I was just wondering about where he went off to myself a few days ago.
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Hope all is well for him!!
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Jeff is a busy dude with multiple tech worlds to watch over. I’m sure sometimes that intrudes on even awesome things like yoyo communities.
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I think his current absence is viewed as unusual because he’s always found time to be a constant presence here no matter how busy he’s been in the past. However, a world tour is a different kind of busy all together!
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He is currently on a quest for world domination. He shall return upon completion.
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Ok; here is what went down>
The Government has been watching Jeff; ever since that day security cameras filmed him illegally stepping behind a counter at Dairy Queen and making himself a HUGE SOFTSERVE CONE!
By the time the Authorities got there; he had swallowed the evidence.
So; they have been trailing him. Waiting to catch him doing something funny.
Well; a few weeks ago; Coding had some friends over the house. They had a coffee table completely covered with the latest Boutique strings. And they were ‘trading them’.
Unfortunately; the Pentagon recognized that this was going on behind closed doors. Without the general public even having a chance at snagging anything.
So; Jeff has been charged with Insider Trading of valuable commodities.
And most likely will be taking up space at Guantanamo Bay detention center.
Nothing lasts forever; sadly…
The End
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How much do you charge to come read me a bedtime story tonight?
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Well I was way off then
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I miss him telling people facts about yoyos.
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Awesome. We miss you dropping knowledge on everyone’s posts. Lol
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So… is that a radioactivity detector hanging around the other guy’s neck? If so… why!!!
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Gotta watch out with that kind of tourism Jeff, there’s almost always some sort of radioactive mutants that hunt humans at night. Glad you got back safe.
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Question: Has the radiation made you a better yoyo’er?
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If you want to have your mind blown, take a look at this 
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They’re just normal everyday people trying to become the Fantastic Four.
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Yeah, that’s something I learned from my first job out of college when I worked for a tech start-up that designed and developed x-ray systems for detecting plastic explosives in passenger aircraft baggage. Flying at 30,000 feet, where the atmosphere is so much thinner, eliminates something like the equivalent of 10’ thick concrete wall of protection against radiation.
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Yeah, flying in an airplane is kind of the “You’re more likely to get struck by lightning” of the radiation world.
Welcome back Jeff!
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