When chuck norris throws a yo-yo...


#1

http://i1312.photobucket.com/albums/t522/DJVEKTOR/CHUCKYOYO_zpsaanpfzil.png


#2

XD You throw, Chuck Norris!
My old film prof used to work with Chuck on Texas Ranger and apparently they were friends :stuck_out_tongue:


(Yo^2) #3

When Chuck Norris throws a yoyo, it stays asleep.

When Chuck Norris throws a yoyo, it’s responsive…or else.

When Chuck Norris throws a spirit bomb, it really explodes.


#4

When Chuck Norris does Rancid Milk, all milk momentarily goes bad, but only for the duration of the trick.


({RTD} alecto) #5

chuck norris once won a yoyo contest blindfolded and with both hands tied behind his back… it was not filmed because all the cameras in the area blew up from an over load of pure awesomeness.


#6

Chuck Norris is a poser.


#7

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFPGJxNtBYtjj13-6xw06t28HdJQmhclNT7wAZByDT97Astk_0

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN TOLD!!!

CHUCK NORRIS IS…

Morgan Freeman


#8

http://www.finanzmarktfoto.at/media/fmf/Image/image/18296/scalex/542/scaley/625;chuck_norris_-_never_heard_of_her.jpg


#9


#10

Chuck Norris once won a contest when he threw a breakaway for the first time… the yoyo was too scared to screw up so he threw the perfect routine.

The judges were too scared to take any points off, but they didn’t need to, it was flawless.


#11

XD