What up with the advertisements?

I just got on one day and all of the words have advertisements attached to them…

You have a virus or adware/spyware installed. Get anti-virus software, use a broadband router and run Spybot Search & Destroy as soon as possible.

If it  is real bad you might need to run Windows Defender Offline.
http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/what-is-windows-defender-offline
I have used it and it worked great. It will walk you thru all the steps.
Try what Studio42 said first, and if that doesn’t work then try this.

Yep, It’s you. No problems on my end.