To me:
My unique “happy machine”[props to scuba steve] that I can take out of my pocket anytime and have fun.
Hbu?
“three pounds of flax”
My gateway to happiness 
The most fun, awesome, portable, entertaining, and worth-while waste of time I’ve ever had…
And a total babe magnet…
^^^^^^^
totally
totally the most amazing micro entertainment package ever created and to be created.
VIVA LA YOYO!
~mirage
Um… a toy? 
something any person no matter who they are can get into, not divided by dumb things like what separates us these days.
Little bundle of pride and joy! ;D
Life of happiness, entertainment and so much more,
A sport and hobby.
it’s my lifestyle 
3/4 my life… no more to say
My relaxation and smile making device.
just plain fun and awseome 
;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) : : : : : :-X :-X :-X
knowing that every trick that i landed, its because of me
My life,relaxing, my best friend.
LOL
Got a new one:
the best 100$ toy I’ve ever played with!
It’s a hobby, it’s a conversation starter, it brings people together for a united cause, it teaches physics, it amazes, it comforts.
Or, put it together in the easy to learn word,
Iahiacsibptfaucitpiaic.
Add that to the dictionary.