what does it take to be on a yoyo team?


#1

I’m just wondering…What does it take for someone to be able to join a team(ex.Team yoyojam)? :slight_smile:


#2

You need to be good and be nice and help other players


#3

Fixed.


#4

You just need mad skizzels yo 8)


(Jei Cheetah) #5

You need to have gills and a dorsal fin.


#6

No, it’s aaallll in the tail.


#7

Is that how you got offers?

Also like everyone said be nice be involved and be really good at yoyoing.


#8

fixed


#9

You need to be a whiny self-absorbed apologist….with delusions of grandeur …. You must commit self imposed exile from the community… suffer from paranoia… and sexual deviation…have a nice wool cap … plus mad skills…


(Q) #10

Some luck.


#11

I’ve got everything except the wool cap…


#12

The part of exile and the wool cap might be a Jensen Kimmitt reference or some reference to a great forgotten player.


#13

Be good, helpful, and know the whole team


(Jei Cheetah) #14

You also gotta have connections to the chinese mafia.
They’ll help you out.

And if you have hooves, thats a plus.

Oh and being tall is a plus as well.

All the good yoyoers are tall.


#15

chew plenty of radioactive bubble gum :slight_smile:


#16

If I recall, you must isolate yourself from the rest of society by travelling to the mountains and training there. For a year you must climb waterfalls and fight bears with nothing but your least favorite yo-yo that you have in order to form a bond with it. Then you must find a white gi, and a black belt as your outfit and perform the electric shuffle on stage while doing your yo-yo routine. After that, if you don’t win threaten the judges with your awesome crane kick and you will win many titles thus getting you noticed… by the mafia!


#17

It takes you putting your self in a place of esteem in the community, normally.


#18

I’m 6’ 4" and I still suck!!!


#19

He never said all tall yoyoers are good… Just that all good ones are tall…


(Zach Smith) #20

This thread is hilarious, but I’m gonna just be totally real, you really shouldn’t set your sites on being on a team. You should throw yoyos you love, play as much as you can and as enthusiastically as you can, get as good as you can, and, most importantly, have a TON of fun. Being on a team is like sprinkles on your ice cream. No one cares one way or the other, it’s just nice to have sometimes.