You need to be a whiny self-absorbed apologist….with delusions of grandeur …. You must commit self imposed exile from the community… suffer from paranoia… and sexual deviation…have a nice wool cap … plus mad skills…
If I recall, you must isolate yourself from the rest of society by travelling to the mountains and training there. For a year you must climb waterfalls and fight bears with nothing but your least favorite yo-yo that you have in order to form a bond with it. Then you must find a white gi, and a black belt as your outfit and perform the electric shuffle on stage while doing your yo-yo routine. After that, if you don’t win threaten the judges with your awesome crane kick and you will win many titles thus getting you noticed… by the mafia!
This thread is hilarious, but I’m gonna just be totally real, you really shouldn’t set your sites on being on a team. You should throw yoyos you love, play as much as you can and as enthusiastically as you can, get as good as you can, and, most importantly, have a TON of fun. Being on a team is like sprinkles on your ice cream. No one cares one way or the other, it’s just nice to have sometimes.