We’re yo-yo players… of course we avoided boingy boingy for years but finally figured it out how to do it. Of course our explanations will only confuse and frustrate you but here are the tips.
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Of course we’re weirdly familiar with the basics of angular momentum, a few topological principles, and aluminum type designations…
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You left out our poor Canadian “return-top” players!
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“We’re yoyo players, of course we are good with our hands if you know what I mean…”
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“We’re yoyo players, WAIT WHA-”
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We’re responsive yoyo players. Of course we’ve dropped a half spec C in a Shutter to make it responsive.
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We’re 2A players. No, we haven’t learned any new tricks lately, because we’ve been working on the same 3 for literally years.
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We’re yoyo players…
of course I’ve got something pokey and something slicey in my pocket.
Of course I spent the last of my non disposable income on strings and a spinstar. I had to get free shippinggg 
Of course I wanna hit that 
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“We’re yoyo players, of course we focus on yoyos than anything else. Oh, I got a 50% on my test? Oh, that ok, (Starts to yoyo)”
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We’re yoyo players, yes I can do the DNA
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We’re are yoyo players, of course we have a short temp of people asking us to walk the dog with a new yoyo
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We’re yo-yo players. My Mom always loves when my friends come over to practice 4A in the house. She collects broken lightbulbs.
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We’re yo-yo players. Of course we take smoke breaks to go yoyo.
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we’re yo-yo players, no i won’t tell you how much money i’ve spent on this hobby
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we’re yoyo players, we consume bearings and thin lube all in a blended up mixture to drink, inside a cup.
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“We’re yoyo players, we love consuming bearing and random oils not meant for our bodies to consume”
we’re yoyo players, of course we spend hours of our time deshielding bearings
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We’re yoyo players, of course we don’t leave a single bst thread unread
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We’re yoyo players, of course we know every type of plastic, aluminum, and titanium grade to ever exist
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