Types of yoyo players

General Yo-Yo
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The yoyofactory person
The collector
The competitor
The “i yoyo for fun”
The broke person who spends to much money on yoyos
The klondike person @SR1
The person thats been yoyoing since the beggining of time
Me
The person that cant do tech but can do every other type of trick
The hook person
The “i dont have a life outside of yoyo” guy
@Des
Me being bullied with party emojis

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Millennial who has enough money and is rediscovering childhood hobbies

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The person that cant do tech but can do every other type of trick

thats honestly me, i dont know a single tech trick lol

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The person who says “hooks are stupid and overrated and score too high” because they can’t hit any higher than 2.5
Totally not me

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the yoyo boomer
the fixed axle collective
the modern responsive dad
the I refuse to DNA bro
the I walk the dog with all my yoyos person
the dings are good for the soul player
the pristine yoyo guy

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You have only seen me at yoyo contest so of course i was only yoyoing its not my whole life though :rofl:

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Nooo, ur a typee of yoyo player

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AND OF COUSE U PARTY EMOJI ME 2 SECONDS LATER
Stop :raised_hand::man_facepalming::skull:

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BRO
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO STOP THE PARTY EMOJI
Stop man >:(

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hold up atay on forums for two more minutes im gonna make a thing telling people to stop the party

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I feel like this thread deserves a stern “Now Kids settle down” from me.

also, aren’t yall in school or something?

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nah, totally not ignoring my math work right now

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I got out a while ago

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well then, you’re just not trying hard enough, Des, get it together :crazy_face:

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  • The person who only knows picture tricks.
  • As above but for repeaters.
  • The person who refuses to do or learn zontals/rail combos/front style speed tricks/meta.
  • An extension of the “hook person”: the person who only does laceration/whip tricks.
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The 3A player who doesn’t know 1A besides trapeze and hooks

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Im probably the hook person

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Im also the yoyofriends person

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You probably should stop with the party emojis guys

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repeaters

You mean everybody doesn’t spend a good chunk of daily yo-yo time just zoning out and doing the Matrix over and over?

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