Enter because it’s all I got.
Pen vs Pencil.
Need both.
Subway v. Quiznos
Subway, hey did you know that subway is the biggest restaurant in the world. Yea, I still wonder how it’s bigger than McDonalds.
Orange vs. Grape
It’s because they’re in many other countries. At least that’s what I’ve heard…
Oranges because I live in the state for em.
Paint vs Ink.
paint
ninja vs. pirate the most epic battle
ooohhhhh, ummmm, ninja,no pirate,no ninja, no pirate,no ninja… Yes, ninja for the win!
Nyan cat vs. Nyan Hampster
Nyan of the above.
crew neck v. v-neck
V neck,
Super V neck vs V neck.
Super mega ultra v neck
Bad string tension vs low credit score
bad credit score (what do i care? I’m 13!)
H shaped vs rounded shape vs V shape?
It don’t matter none. I likes 'em all.
Bagels (anything on them) v. Plain donuts
Bagels.
64 pack vs 32 pack with the sharpener (crayons)
64 pack (you have teeth). 
Brawl vs Melee
Brawl. I do absolutely love doctor Mario in melee though.
Pokemon red vs blue?
Yellow 8)
James Bond v. Jason Bourne
Jane bond
Coffe vs. hot chocolate
Hot chocolate
7 UP Vs. Sprite
Sprite
Paper vs plastic
paper
metal vs.punk