Justin, at least he has some semblance of talent…
Never played any of those
N Sync v. Backstreet Boys
LOL, no one wants to respond to that.
Jumpstyle Vs. Melbourne Shuffle
Jumpstyle
hi vs. hello
I prefer hey.
Left 4 Dead v. Dead Rising (1 & 2 of both)
Dead rising.
Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter
Mortal kombat
Pie vs. cake
pie
Pythagorean theorem vs. Galileo’s paradox
Pythagorean Theorem.
Bear vs. Man (See what I did there)
bear because they’re like, 12 feet tall and can run 30 mph.
air force vs. navy
both
Arrowhead vs. Crystal Geyser
Arrowhead
Averages joes vs globo gym one eyed one horned purple cobras
Joes
Mouse v. Touchpad
MOUSE. (There so cute!)
2A vs 3A
I’m a 4A person myself. I’d say both because I want to learn both 
For offstring: rubber rims vs no rubber rims
Rubber
Soft rubber or stiff.
Stiff
Cheddar vs pepper jack
Provolone
UV/Glow yoyo v. LED FHZ
LED FHZ
John Elway’s right pinky vs Colton Manning’s upper right bicuspid.
The right pinky.
Pinkys are under rated in yoyoing we need more tricks using 'em.
H-Shape vs Rounded.
H ftw
On a keyboard: enter vs return