Scoogy is launching a new yoyo that is the overall best for competitions! It is a 900,000$ titanium yoyo! It is an imperial shape and it will satis-fact your needs for a new yoyo, for the low price of 9000,000$! The sounds of the yoyo is extremely high oitched, and will penetrate your ear drums if you are not at least 72 miles away. Sales will be open at 2:00 AM in north korea, so make sure your visa works before you go there! There is also a yoyo meetup with kim jong un and he will also be launching a yoyo too! It does not have an official name for it yet, but it is an organic stainless steel and aluminum yoyo for the high price of 7 dollars! Make sure to go to the meetup to see the best yoyoers in the world!
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