Hey, it is nice to be able to press buttons on a remote with your butt. It is a special skill called buttjitsu. You manipulate your butt fat to make a finger like shape that presses the buttons. Only master buttjitsuists can perform this, though.
Most people say that it is a waste of time and money. Yeah, maybe I don’t get homework done sometimes because of it, but most people who say that play video games all day. Hey, yoyoing has to burn at least some calories, and you can impress people with it. Video games are a whole different story.
EDIT: that last part was about yoyoing, not buttjitsu.