This statement is false. (paradox thread)

Depends on if your view on time is linear or circular. If you view time as a loop the paradox is created. If you view time as a line the traveller would create a split in the time line. The first one goes on as normal when he returns but in the second one he never goes back.

true, true. almost like the Schrodinger example, but with time traveling and not catsā€¦ well its totally UNRL but it still involves splittage.

Paradoxes do not exist.

lolwut.

Claiming paradoxes do not exist make that statement itself a paradox

here are some good ones

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Donā€™t go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.

Nobody goes to that restaurant; itā€™s too crowded

Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be ā€˜noā€™?

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, ā€œit will be twice as cold tomorrowā€, what will the temperature be?

This one has an answer, but itā€™s incredible how blindly people will argue it

If anything times 0 equals 0
And
Anything times infinity equals infinity
Then
What does 0 times infinity equal?

Well, infinity is more of a concept, rather than an actual numberā€¦

It should be 0 because anything times 0 is 0

Well, itā€™s not true that anything times infinity equals infinity, because 0 times infinity is equal to zero. Any quantity times zero is zero, so infinity times 0 gets you an amount of 0ā€™s that goes on for infinity, the value is still zero.

A cat, along with a flask containing a poison and a radioactive source, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation, the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.

Skinnerā€™s box? Nice.

Schrodingerā€™s Cat

Whoops, my bad, Skinnerā€™s box was the whole rat-pressing-buttons thing.

ā€œHey, itā€™s a pair 'a docs.ā€

Love schrodingerā€™s cat

Good, because everyone else wants him dead.

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Facedesk

Look at it like infinity is infinitely large and zero is infinitely small, making them reciporicalsā€¦ Multiply reciporicals and the answer is 1

Or you can follow the pattern of all the multiplications that equal 1
1x1 .5x2 .25x4ā€¦
The fractions approach zero and the intergers approach infinity