this thread will consist of questions and answers. One person will ask a question that should focus on being ridiculous after answering the last ridiculous question. Answers do not require correctness. And remember, "… are no stupid questions. Only stupid answers. … (mrbear)
I will start
If half a man digs half a hole for half an hour for every half a day, how many holes will he dig in half a week?
3.5 holes?
Did I just answer that right?
Yes…
What are your favorite pizza topping?
Gyro meat, crumbled feta cheese, spinach, and olives make the best pizza ever.
What language interests you?
Japanese for sure
Best dog breed?
Pug
Favorite game console?
Buck games.
Keys?
My gigantic CD Case 
my desk is free of cds…
what is your opinion of numa numa by spartan marching band?
Huh
bannana?
oarange
Why is oarange a color and a fruit?
because
Cream pie?
no
Do you like bananas?
sure
Do you like the color red?
yes. it is the color OF BLOOD.
Y U NO LIEK STOOF
I NO LYKE BEKUZ IT R BADZ!!! :3
Santa. why you no eat all of cookie?
Santa: “I need a diet, I can’t deliver Presents if I die of a heart attack”
Why does life have to be complicated?
Because people are complicated.
Do you hate Cristmas charols?
No
Two legs is sitting on three legs eating one leg. four legs comes and takes and takes one leg from two legs. Two legs takes three legs and throws him at four legs. Four legs drops one legs and two legs takes one leg and continues eating. Who or what are the legs?
