“…I walked into a big and tall…not a lot of tall guys.”
Louie Anderson is hilarious, though maybe not timeless.
This one only works on Ohio people
“Have you ever heard of a town called ‘Engagement’ OH.?”
(the other buckeye presumably declines)
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This got me
My kids favorite jokes, youngest to eldest:
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
- Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks.
- Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Because they don’t have the right koalifications.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea-r
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea-r
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Q: and what does that fsh say when it runs into a wall?
A: dam.
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That one lowkey got a chuckle out of me 
How do you know it’s a Dadjoke?
It’s apparent
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3/10…
10/10 I never thought of it like that!
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7/10. I audibly giggled at this.
6.5/10
10/10.
No notes
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OH MY GOD BRO 
10/10 I did not expect that
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8/10.
I always wonder what happens if a snail took a plane to another country.. would it be like time travel
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0/10.
1/10…
What happens when you throw a green sock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet
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A hitchhiker after a long wait finally got picked up. He jumped in the car and said he had been waiting a long time. Thank you for picking me up I could have been a serial killer or someone not very nice. The driver said what are the odds of two serial killers in the car at the same time.
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