Why’s it called a buildING if it’s already built?
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Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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You only have one birthday. The rest are just a congratulations for surviving each year.
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“Huh. It kinda sounds like my family is getting murdered downstairs. Oh well”
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How deep would the oceans be if there were no sponges?
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bestie you’re dying anyways i doubt a pens gonna make a difference
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The more a towel dries, the wetter it becomes…
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How?!?!?!
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If it loses it’s wings its called a walk
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A lawyer hopes you get sued, a doctor hopes you get sick, a police officer hopes you’re a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes you prosperity…
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You not wrong tho
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I need a word to describe “I was able to resist the urge to buy the throw at drop, but when it didn’t immediately sell out I was not able to resist several weeks later 
”
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Even if a balloon is half inflated, it’s still completely full
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Nothing is on fire.
Fire is on things.
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The number of people older than you never goes up
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Why will people say tuna fish, but not chicken bird?
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imagin a world were computers were erased from the universe. but we did not know it. maybye something was already eraesed from the universe thats important but we just dont know what it is.
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Common Sense?
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Good and evil are constructs that existed well before we existed, defined, and our problems come from creating our own definitions rather than willfully subjecting to pursuing good
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Parkways were originally supposed to look like you were driving through a park. That worked out really well.
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