Shower thoughts

in old stories old grandmas fall into wells and stuff. but how can you fall into a well. I mean its like right in front of you

LOL. As a Water Well Tech, its not always like they show in movies…

The movies had you thinking you had to worry about quicksand and falling into wells.

If you can fit down a modern day well I would be concerned.

Septic on the other hand….god help you if you fall into a septic pit.

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If a fly loses its wings is it a walk?

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Every dish has some of the cook’s DNA in it.

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What if the stars are air holes poked in the box we’re all in?

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Inertia

Omnipotence is impossible because you can’t create an object that you can’t destroy.

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Why do cars have SHIPments but ships have CARgo

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What if Light didn’t emanate, but was a Darkness vacuum?

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Classic Dark-Sucker theory:
https://web.mit.edu/kolya/misc/txt/dark_suckers

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You were never in an empty room.

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Consciousness/self awareness in general is just absolutely bizarre

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If someone asks you where the beach is you can point in any direction.

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honey is bee puke.

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Are all the drains in France french-drains?

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Does a yo-yo in the southern hemisphere precess in the opposite direction as one in the northern hemisphere?

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You can see your own nose.