Shower thoughts

in old stories old grandmas fall into wells and stuff. but how can you fall into a well. I mean its like right in front of you

LOL. As a Water Well Tech, its not always like they show in moviesā€¦

The movies had you thinking you had to worry about quicksand and falling into wells.

If you can fit down a modern day well I would be concerned.

Septic on the other handā€¦.god help you if you fall into a septic pit.

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If a fly loses its wings is it a walk?

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Every dish has some of the cookā€™s DNA in it.

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What if the stars are air holes poked in the box weā€™re all in?

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Inertia

Omnipotence is impossible because you canā€™t create an object that you canā€™t destroy.

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Why do cars have SHIPments but ships have CARgo

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What if Light didnā€™t emanate, but was a Darkness vacuum?

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Classic Dark-Sucker theory:
https://web.mit.edu/kolya/misc/txt/dark_suckers

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You were never in an empty room.

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Consciousness/self awareness in general is just absolutely bizarre

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If someone asks you where the beach is you can point in any direction.

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honey is bee puke.

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Are all the drains in France french-drains?

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Does a yo-yo in the southern hemisphere precess in the opposite direction as one in the northern hemisphere?

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You can see your own nose.