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AND HOLEEEE FRIK YOU FEEL WEIRD, WHAT THE HECK WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL WEIRD, UGH RUB MY EYES.WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY HANDS WHAT THE HECK ARMS, WHAT ARE ARMS WHAT IS THIS? OHMAHGAWD, WHERES THE MIRROR.
you look in the mirror.
OHMAHGAWD YOU’RE A FREAKIN KHAJIIT WHAT THE HECK MAN WHY ARE YOU A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT DA HECK OHHHHH LORD HAVE MERCY OHHHHH HOLY GHOST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME NOW LORD HAVE MERCY IM A KHAJIIT!
So you go outside.
OHMAHGAWD PEOPLE DONT BE CARED, IM JUST LIKE YOU I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM A HUMAN I REALLY AM, COME BACK LITTLE BOY IM NOT SCARY, OHMAHGAWD WHY AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, WHY THE HECK AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, OH THE HUMANITY, OHHHH THE HUMANITY AND BISCUITS AND GRAVY.