So you wake up...


(Jei Cheetah) #1

AND HOLEEEE FRIK YOU FEEL WEIRD, WHAT THE HECK WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL WEIRD, UGH RUB MY EYES.WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY HANDS WHAT THE HECK ARMS, WHAT ARE ARMS WHAT IS THIS? OHMAHGAWD, WHERES THE MIRROR.

you look in the mirror.

OHMAHGAWD YOU’RE A FREAKIN KHAJIIT WHAT THE HECK MAN WHY ARE YOU A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT DA HECK OHHHHH LORD HAVE MERCY OHHHHH HOLY GHOST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME NOW LORD HAVE MERCY IM A KHAJIIT!

So you go outside.

OHMAHGAWD PEOPLE DONT BE CARED, IM JUST LIKE YOU I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM A HUMAN I REALLY AM, COME BACK LITTLE BOY IM NOT SCARY, OHMAHGAWD WHY AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, WHY THE HECK AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, OH THE HUMANITY, OHHHH THE HUMANITY AND BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

I need a cheese wheel.

So what would you do?

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/76e/106/bf5/resized/khajiit-meme-generator-cat-is-god-3a55f3.jpg

wuff


#2

You’ve been hitting the skooma, mang.

That post made me larf, though. :wink:


#3

man that was deep. It totally made me rethink my life.


#4

Lol


#5

I’d fall back asleep.


(Jei Cheetah) #6

But KHAJIIT!


#7

I don’t understand what you mean by “KHAJIT”.


#8

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Khajiit
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5yZ_yDity26WJOc4TCPHvNNJjxWkfAJAkvCl2xpoOuemhPjCA


#9

Did you watch me wake up this morning cuz this is really familiar to me lol.


(Jei Cheetah) #10

YOU KHAJIIT??!!!?!!?!?!/11!?!!!?Òˆ©√˚¨ı≥÷Ó©Ï©†´®Í


#11

I’m still going back to sleep.


#12

I’d go to furry conventions because I’d fit in pretty well.


(Jei Cheetah) #13

Guess that could work
http://d.facdn.net/art/wahaneta/1352422349.wahaneta_400352_4720790616281_255396915_n-1.jpg


#14

I wouldn’t notice anything different.


#15

I did fall back asleep.


#16

I’d have fun because I love Khajiits.


#17

Rather be an Argonian… Just sayin.


#18

I don’t know why but all the pictures I see of them make them look slimy. If I could choose another race it would be wood elf.


(M.DeV1) #19

I’d eat some tuna

=^_^=


(WildCat23) #20

I’d wake myself back up.