Samad where did you get so smart with yoyos?


#1

where ??? ???


#2

Dr. Thelonius von Robot the Third, insane alter-ego of mild-mannered computer security analyst and yoyo enthusiast Robert Miller had one day approached me 10 months and 4 days ago when I began yoyoing. He snatched me up from my bedroom practicing with my Kickside, then took me to has laboratory. As he began to mess with chemicals I fell asleep, and that is when he operated on me.

I awoke 3 hours later in Northern Indiana, I began my journey back home. Unaware of what had happened to me. I found plane tickets back to California in my pocket, and arrived home, without notice that I was gone. I picked up my yoyo again, and when I first threw it, a heavenly aura possessed me. An angel came down and touched my head, blessing my potential and new found knowledge from DocRobot. I then went online, to spread my wonderful knowledge.

When the idea of chat night came up, I was extremely excited. I had won all of them, except the second. However, there is a reason behind this. I had gotten to the finals, and I was ready to win, however a mysterious figure protruded from behind me, tied me up and threw me in the closet, then lost the game for me.

However, I am back - And better then ever.

Yours Truly,
~Samad


#3

I have this effect on people.

;D


#4

I just lol’d for like a minute straight.


#5

Ummm…hey Doc, want my address, I don’t practice with a Kick Side, and I’m a little bigger (ok a lot bigger) than Samad, but I promise I won’t put up a fight. Operate away homie!!! ;D


#6

Ok, but you’re gonna have to live with the side effects…

Including, but not limited to: lust for falafel, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, dislike for Yomega, retro-gaming, retro-cartoons, conversion to Islam, celebrating Boxing Day, smashing open fortune cookies just to read the fortune, and randomly drinking malt vinegar.


#7

Just yesterday one of my fortune cookies said: The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

Also…I’m out of malt vinegar :frowning:


#8

Rofl, it’s just like a new drug commercial. 20 seconds about the new drug, and 2 1/2 minutes of side effects. I’ll have to think about it. Don’t know about the fortune cookie one!


#9

ppppsssshhhh I already do like half of those


(JonasK) #10

Did you copy my brain and put it into Samad or something. Those bi-effects are like my life. Except boxing day and islam, I don’t have those. But I have all kinds of diarrhea (I eat too much) and retro-gaming is one of my passions.


#11

That would be nearly impossible. He did the operation before you even yoyo’ed.


#12
   Need some practice before Oldschool? I'm happy to help.. and get uber smart!!! MWAHAHA


  *Doc walks in and ties me up* 

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