Post your amazing yo-yo story

Mrs. Marcy, 1st grade teacher, stepped out of the classroom. I grabbed the red imperial from my pocket and proceeded to yo a bit. Upon hearing her steps approaching the door, I attempted to quickly place the yo back into my pocket. As it would happen, in my hurried frenzy to hide the yo I tipped her coffee cup and sent a figurine, that had been on her desk, crashing to the floor. The amazing part? I’m here to tell the tale!