Those who are new to learning horizontal like I am, be warned, it may come with injury.
For example, here’s may pre-black eye face. That yoyo hit preetty hard, I was both laughing and crying, holding my face, lying on the ground. It’s hard to tell it’s swelling, but in person, it’s pretty big.
A mere flesh wound!!! 
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No, if you see in real life it’s much worse, I assure you. Looks like someone stuck a marble under my skin. 
Just wasn’t able to capture it very well on camera.
Happened to me before, right next to my eyebrow. But not from horizontal, I was doing a world tour and looks down at the ground for some reason and came up at the wrong time. It sure knocks the wind outta you!
Yeah, sure does.
Eeeewww, gross! I have bin doing horizontal but I haven’t hit myself… Now I don’t want to hit myself in the eye.
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Pffffft there’s not even any blood.
Gosh so kind. I think he’s rather pretty.
I hit myself in the back of the head pretty hard earlier doing horizontal neck wraps…
Horizontal protection
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I freakin knocked myself out with my dietz. Seriously, I like could not process what I had done for about five seconds. My spanish teacher immediately assumed that I had been in a fight lol. Hope that bruise gets better by the way.
Yowwwww!
So the message is: “Do not learn horizontal.”
Right?
Ouch! What’s the best way to learn horizontal?
well ethier lean back slightly while doing it or buy a helmet.
Banana Turnovers and Skin the Gerbils. Work your way up from there.
So how’s the war wound looking today Mr. Yoyoguy? Did it turn into a full fledged black eye?
You shall wear your battle scars like a badge of honor soldier. Councils are still in session deciding on whether or not you shall be awarded The Purple Bandalore for heroic valor in the face of taking a savage volley to the face.
Soldier on Yoyoguy, thou good & mighty warrior.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbvN_dbH7Q1YCehlT2RavhWMwuzt4gZgdef0xPFch_0XXmjNkWTry This ;D ;D
sadly, since I did not hit right on my eye or the bridge of my nose, and the swelling went down completely, it is now a weak mark at which most would laugh. Not even something worth showing off. 
Hey man, at least your nipples are not falling off from doing 2A like I am. I can’t believe this is happening to me.
Lol, sorry cut the string or learn Inside Loops with one hand first :D.