once there was a mystical beast named the slithering hippo legend has it slithering hippo had a toy no a magical talisman said to blind one with so much awesomeness their brains would fry none could see the talisman or describe it after if they had seen it as their brains turned to mush the the creator of the aa7 came along and defeated the beast with no more than 2 homemade wooden loopers a battle in the desert of Nevada and when the creator mad the final blow he hit the hippo so hard with his looper it created a hole in the ground we now call the Grand Canyon than he harnessed the hippos power and created the mystical aa7 the full harnessed power of slithering hippo
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Greedo shot first.
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Putting lube on your bearing will solve any problem.
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you can win a new car in this contest.
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my feet smell good, hence why I invented ToeYos
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my feet smell bad
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you are amazing
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Back before nothing existed the supreme overlord of the universe, the Slithering Hippo, was like āIm boredā. So he decided to get off his butt and do stuff. On the first day he created the heavens, the earth, light and darkness. And the almighty hippo was like āMeh, still bored, I can do betterā. So for the next 2 days he created land and water. And the Slithering Hippo thought to himself āWell i donāt particularly like swimming or running so i guess Iāll make more stuff to entertain me. So the battle against boredom continued! The Hippo created the stars and heavenly bodies. He wasnāt much of a star watcher so he continued his journey of creation. He then made sea life and land life which greatly pleased him. He liked watching these tiny things he called humans dance around and learn new things. But he knew something was missing. Even though the humans had decent lives they remained just as bored as he was. He related with their boredom and wanted to help. The the hippo with all its slithery ingenuity came up with a brilliant device to make all the humans stop being bored. He called this device " Your outstanding yawn obliteratiorā or for short Y-O-Y-O. The hippo sent the yoyos down to our tiny blue planet but unfortunately forgot to plan ahead. Just as he shipped through the trusty USPS (Ultra space postal system), an asteroid hit destroying most of the yoyos. The Hippo did not see this and had already started working on his new design. The few people that received their yoyos quickly learned and were cured of their boredom. They met together, created contests, and formed a close community of friends. All thanks to the almighty Slithering Hippo. I for one cant wait for their next design (and that is not a false statement).
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Yomorrow is bad at picking a winner
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This statement about yoyoing is false
Figure out that paradox
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This (yoyo-related) thread will never die.
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Whatās going on here?! I demand to know!
Itās a contest. Make up a false yoyo āfact,ā and post it here in bold. Winner, based on my selection, gets an Aa7. Contest hasnāt been on very long, so itāll keep running a while at least. And itās a very easy contest to enter, isnāt it? Hereās an example of a false/phony/bogus yoyo āfactā thatās floated around a long time: yoyos were once used as a weapon.
Ah, nice. I thought the weapon thing was trueā¦
ā¦ The yoyo is often used as an effective cat repellent.
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I tried this it didnāt work.
It is tradition since 2003, that when a non-yoer asks you to do āWalk the Dogā or āAround the Worldā, you must rip off your over shirt and throw an exact copy of Johnnie DelValleās 2003 Worlds 1A Freestyle, all while some guy blasts Eminemās song āTill I Collapseā over a boom box in the background.
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And then you hypnotize him with MLP till he admits that he saw nothing, then you conk him on the head with the nearest rock for insurance.
Corn Starch mixed with 7up makes a very good bearing cleaner. The citric acidity of the 7-up rids the bearing of grime and dirt, while the corn starch allows the inner balls of the bearing roll smoothly.
Thick lube in the bearing makes the yoyo unresponsive.
Yes, Iāve heard this many times. Great tip.