New video, new team members (pg 22)!! - Slithering Hippo

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Yoyos are dumb

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I think thatā€™s my favorite.

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At the 1794 world yoyo championship Timmy Turntop was the hands down favorite to win the competition. He was amazingly outplayed by Eli Hops who performed his namesake trick using his left ear rather than his non throw hand! When asked later about the trick, Eli said he hadnā€™t planned it at all. And from that moment on, ā€œto play it by earā€ became a phrase meaning to do something without reference to pre-determined rules or guidelines.

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Hiroyuki Suzuki is actually a robot programmed to win the World Yoyo Contest even when he doesnā€™t deserve it. Back when Hiroyuki got sponsored by Yoyojam, Dale Bell (the owner of YYJ) programmed to win every World Yoyo contest he could. Unfortunately, this robot got out of control. He beat out Marcus Koh, Christopher Chia, AND US National Champion Harold Owens III. Dale tried to stop him, but couldnā€™t. He even branched off to make his own company, sOMEThING, which makes overpriced yoyos. This robot even has the power make one of the throwers he defeated come to the dark side, bribing him with his own sigature yoyo, which is really the same exact thing as the robotā€™s yoyo without the titanium. The power of this robot is so intense it could actually take over Slithering Hippo if you donā€™t give me an AA7. Heā€™s coming for youā€¦

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Yoyos are just a toy.

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Modern yoyos are made from recycled hippo bones and string is made from their skin. Back in the day yoyos were made from some dumb material called aluminum until many people realized the material was a joke

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No they arenā€™t

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clyw is the best yoyo maker in the world

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I havenā€™t spent too much money on yoyos.

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If you put lube on your yoyo, itā€™ll make it grind better.

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HIPPOS DONā€™T SLITHER

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Unresponsive yoyos keep spinning because of pixie dust.

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Yoyos were originally created by Zeus, who wanted to use them as ketchup holders. He took the two halves and then melt them together with his awesomeness. Thus creating yoyos.

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Yoyoing gets you girls.

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yoyoing makes girls run.

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If you lick your yoyo, you will get magical powers that make you as good as Jensen Kimmit!

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Legend has it that there was once a yoyo that would turn into anything you wanted. The Machinist from One Drop later stole the yoyo, studied it, and ā€œInventedā€ Side Effects.

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huh, so thats why im so good

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In his past lives, Yomorrow, founder of slithering hippo, has been an eccentric Vogon, a depressed android called Marvin, a Dolphin, and a bypass construction worker.

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ITā€™S NOT BOLD!

IT MUST BE TRUE

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