My roommate's secret journal!

[Righteous]

I LOL’d. Made my day.

[SR1 (SPENCE)]

That was hilarious. As Cameron said, real or not it was funny. Keep stealing it and writing to us, it’s amazing. It sounded so professionally written and like… he’s never heard of yoyos before. lol

I still wonder if this is legit though.

[Belegnole]

When he proceeds to throw, my hope is that the yo-yo will go bounding down the street, taking scuffs and dings, and be sullied by the coarse pavement to such a degree that he will not be able to contain his rage.

Good, but the antagonist is using yoyo lingo himself.

[R.C_Sproul]

My roommate wears suede shoes, mang. He’s always ragin’ about scuffs and dings on his precious shoes, dude.

[jhb8426 (Resident Curmudgeon)]

So, did you pass the creative writing exercise w/this little ditty ???

[YoyoMango]

@Belegnole

When he proceeds to throw, my hope is that the yo-yo will go bounding down the street, taking scuffs and dings, and be sullied by the coarse pavement to such a degree that he will not be able to contain his rage.

Good, but the antagonist is using yoyo lingo himself.

Scuff and dings work for everything with paint on it and more. Examples:cars=dings shoes=scuffs. Metal gets dinged because it makes a dinging sound. A cell phone can get scuffs and dings.

[yoyoscout]

just reattach the strings when hes not looking and when you yoyo, he will act weird and maybe get in trouble or something. If you hadnt done this yet then do it. i was too tired to read all your comments. ;D

[Samad]

@yoyoscout

just reattach the strings when hes not looking and when you yoyo, he will act weird and maybe get in trouble or something. If you hadnt done this yet then do it. i was too tired to read all your comments. ;D

R… really? Like, REALLY?!

I’m inspired to make another “totally true” story.

[Yo_Yo_Ma_X (LookAYoYo)]

lol, take him aside, tell him that you are thinking of quitting yoyoing, and that you are going to sell all of your yoyos in mint condition to some people here, then use the money to buy him a new pair of shoes or something. tell him that you thought that he was pretty down to earth and you liked him a lot. as a friend. then say, “hey, lets go outside and have one last throw for the road,” and see what he does.

but honestly, do you really expect him to be able to wind the yoyo up?

[cameron (Cameron (and his yoyo))]

@LookAYoYo

lol, take him aside, tell him that you are thinking of quitting yoyoing, and that you are going to sell all of your yoyos in mint condition to some people here, then use the money to buy him a new pair of shoes or something. tell him that you thought that he was pretty down to earth and you liked him a lot. as a friend. then say, “hey, lets go outside and have one last throw for the road,” and see what he does.

but honestly, do you really expect him to be able to wind the yoyo up?