[SPOILER ALERT!!] [SPOILER ALERT!!]
spoil new movies to your fellow yoyoers 
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There where dinosaurs in Jurassic park. Samuel l Jackson says hold onto your butts.
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Spolier Alert. $500 yoyos do not make you a better player.
Woops. I said it
Movie spoilers. Got it.
In the Planet of the Apes, it was earth all along
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Anything over 80 isn’t gonna make a better player. Heck anything more than. 60 is overkill. #itsnottheyoyoitsyou #getgood.
Edit: this applies to me as well with my absurd number of yo-yos and not as many tricks
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In Titanic, the ship sinks
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War and Peace is about Russia.
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Old Yeller - The dog dies at the end.
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Verbal Kint is Kaeser Schoze.
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In Star Wars - Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
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Finding Nemo is really a story about finding yourself along the way. Also about finding a fish named Nemo.
Most modern Disney Pixar movies are about finding yourself.
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That boat been killin white folks for too long. Its time we stand up.
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Solent Green is people
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In infinity wars purple man
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Indiana Jones does not die in the new movie. 
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He drank from the grail…
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The first Independence Day movie, thank gawd the space aliens were running a Mac IOS or else that virus would have never been uploaded.
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Cobb was actually not dreaming at the end of inception.
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Jaws is about a shark.
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NSFW language warning for the song lyrics it contains some curse words from lil Wayne lyrics
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