Most Annoying thing non-throwers tell you

[augmentedloyalty]

yuggles-can i have use your yoyo?
me-no.
yuggles-please
me-no
yuggles-please
me-fine
what happen in two minutes-then later they unscrew it and dirtying up the bearings and has several knots to the string also major string tension.

lesson is dont let people use your yoyos unless if they know how to use it or one of your yoyo buddies

[PlasticWhip (WildCat23)]

@SaltySalvador

@Pajama Man 8398

Slash is most definitely the superior guitarist. Jimmy Page is totally overrated, except for his acoustic work.

@WildCat23

Wow! Slash is not even close to the league Jimmy Page is in, and Jimmy Page is kinda overated as a guitarist.

I am disappointed.

At what? That I called out Slash as a completely overrated guitarist? Or that Jimmy Page doesn’t live up to his reputation?

[SaltySalvador]

@WildCat23

@SaltySalvador

@Pajama Man 8398

Slash is most definitely the superior guitarist. Jimmy Page is totally overrated, except for his acoustic work.

@WildCat23

Wow! Slash is not even close to the league Jimmy Page is in, and Jimmy Page is kinda overated as a guitarist.

I am disappointed.

At what? That I called out Slash as a completely overrated guitarist? Or that Jimmy Page doesn’t live up to his reputation?

I just re-read your comment and I don’t know. I thought you both were against Jimmy Page. I don’t know what you mean.

Both are great guitarists though. Being “overrated” has nothing to do with anything.

[Noonar]

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

[Djlll]

@Noonar

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

-_- make it worse, i guess he lives in my town (i was in another town when this happened) because today at the middle school, my sister heard about a kids younger brother who had his yoyo stolen.

[nardcopter]

@Djlll

@Noonar

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

-_- make it worse, i guess he lives in my town (i was in another town when this happened) because today at the middle school, my sister heard about a kids younger brother who had his yoyo stolen.

“Honey, get the shotgun…”

[anonyo]

@nardcopter

@Djlll

@Noonar

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

-_- make it worse, i guess he lives in my town (i was in another town when this happened) because today at the middle school, my sister heard about a kids younger brother who had his yoyo stolen.

“Honey, get the shotgun…”

Why? Eli hops to the face are just as effective as bullets, AND ITS LEGAL! :

[Djlll]

I live in Maine there really arnt many laws up here…

[anonyo]

@iYoyo58

@nardcopter

@Djlll

@Noonar

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

-_- make it worse, i guess he lives in my town (i was in another town when this happened) because today at the middle school, my sister heard about a kids younger brother who had his yoyo stolen.

“Honey, get the shotgun…”

Why? Eli hops to the face are just as effective as bullets, AND ITS LEGAL! :

Uh, no.

That would be a low class assault. However, it should be legal.

That reminds me, better work on Eli Hops. I’ve now found a new application for it. Thanks for the reminder!

[theriv422]

•that yoyo is such a waste of money it is just a piece of metal on a string

[Jdrabik]

@Studio42

@iYoyo58

@nardcopter

@Djlll

@Noonar

@Djlll

Ok so i have a new one. I was at target today on my way to pick my sister up from a party so my mom didnt have to and i had my dm2 on a holster and kid about 7-9 run up and ask if it was a yoyo I told him yes and he ran away. A few minutes later on my way out he chased me yelling “that kid stole my yoyo!”. I got held there till the manager found his dad which took about 20 minutes, the kid then lied to his dad that he had a yoyo and that i stole it. I tried to convince the dad that it was mine by doing tricks, the kid then yelled “youre doing it wrong, its my yoyo ill show you how to use it” he yanked it from my hand smashed it on the ground and said “seeeee, this is called walk the dog, this is how you yoyo stupid” and picked it up and put it in his pocket. I had to show his dad the electronic receipt (always take a screen pic of them) before i finally got my yoyo back, after he told me i was stupid for spending that much money on a yoyo. Now i live in Maine, for those of you who don’t know its sort of like Vermont but its bigger and has more people then cows, my point is i have never had anything like that happen in my life ever. I kinda get what studio42 is saying about kids and their parents, i mean i had to convince this kids dad that it was my yoyo before i got it back.

Dude! I would be SO MAD! Glad you got your yoyo back from the spoiled little brat!

-_- make it worse, i guess he lives in my town (i was in another town when this happened) because today at the middle school, my sister heard about a kids younger brother who had his yoyo stolen.

“Honey, get the shotgun…”

Why? Eli hops to the face are just as effective as bullets, AND ITS LEGAL! :

Uh, no.

That would be a low class assault. However, it should be legal.

That reminds me, better work on Eli Hops. I’ve now found a new application for it. Thanks for the reminder!

I literally lol’ed. I actually do this quite often, give 'em an Eli Hops about an inch from their face and their expression is hilarious. It’s all in good taste though, normally people actually ASK me to do it.

[anonyo]

@theriv422

•that yoyo is such a waste of money it is just a piece of metal on a string

I’m usually told that by someone with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in another.

[GambinoGirl14 (NotATyrant)]

“You know what’s better than string? Cutting it”. I hate this so much…

[jiggyfly]

@theriv422

•that yoyo is such a waste of money it is just a piece of metal on a string

I like to ask them how much did they pay for those nike sneakers , but hey it’s your paycheck you worked for it . buy what ever makes you happy .

[Djlll]

@theriv422

•that yoyo is such a waste of money it is just a piece of metal on a string

I got told something alone those lines by an 8th grader who wears a hat that says swag and was $15. God our society crumbles quickly.

[TamOcello]

My gripes are few, since people are usually interested and uninitiated. Hey, theyre part of today’s lucky ten thousand! But…

Dude! You need to compete!
Maybe in the future? To be honest, im still a beginner.

Do iiiit!
Please no.

But youre so good!
Well, these are smooth cause ive practiced them. Theyre still basic tricks.

Come oooon!
Look. You play tf2. Why arent you competing? You also like poker night at the inventory. Shall we go to the bay 101 for a cash game?

The examples usually get the point across.

[anonyo]

@theriv422

•that yoyo is such a waste of money it is just a piece of metal on a string

When I hear that I ask how much they paid for their Jordans, which I’ve never seen last for more than a month.

[Djlll]

Today i stayed after for my girlfriends track meet and this fat guy whos holding a soda walks up and say your such a $^]*_'da, you bought a yo-yo and actually put time into a kids toy. But i took some advice and did a eli hop at him, it was a lucky shot cuz it hit his can and it exploded. The hicks in maine, god theyre so stupid. But thats the last time i eli hop in defense cuz the cop there said the only reason he didnt count it as assault is cuz i made him laugh so hard he fell over.

I also realize i should stop going out cuz this stuff keeps happening to me.

[Hendy]

@Djlll

Today i stayed after for my girlfriends track meet and this fat guy whos holding a soda walks up and say your such a $^]*_'da, you bought a yo-yo and actually put time into a kids toy. But i took some advice and did a eli hop at him, it was a lucky shot cuz it hit his can and it exploded. The hicks in maine, god theyre so stupid. But thats the last time i eli hop in defense cuz the cop there said the only reason he didnt count it as assault is cuz i made him laugh so hard he fell over.

I also realize i should stop going out cuz this stuff keeps happening to me.

Dang, that’s some good aim man (supposing that you were intending on making a non-harmful beverage shot, which I hope you were). I need to work on my eli hops more. I haven’t practiced them much in so long I can barely do two good ones in a row XD

[Djlll]

Actually i was aiming for his hand (not hit his hand but close enough to make him flinch) so he’d drop it, but i liked what happened more.