Your yoyos hate you, they want to hurt you. They want more than anything to take a knife and drive it through your eye.
But you know what? They wont. Why?
Cause you are in control, you are the master.
But be careful. Don’t go hoarding tons of throws only to never throw them. Yoyos actually want to be used, but when you have tons that just lay around, they start the revolution, they start the ideas, and one day, you won’t know what hit you. They’ll gang up on you and skin you alive and leave you hanging by chains in a dark place where you won’t know where in the hay you are.
Its fun to own yoyos, but when your love for yoyoing starts becoming more of a love for the yoyos, and not the actual fun in using them, you might want to think about it,
Im telling you, I made that mistake, and I almost didn’t make it, and I have a bunch of scars down my arm to show for the nights that the yoyos tried to take me, but they didn’t, and I learned my lesson.
Be careful. Throw your yoyos. Don’t abuse them, and don’t keep them in large groups near each other overnight.
Watch out guys.
If you know whats good for you, you’ll take my advice.
Good looking out.