He finds the Voyager 1, still working, and flies it back to earth.
But while on earth, the ant got trapped by Jessie and James, mistaken for a pokemon.
Against all odds, he gets picked up by the Heart of Gold at 2:59:59.
He meets Marvin the android and commits suicide.
Too bad none of you get my reference.
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Aw, crap! I got ninjad.
They let him go once they realized he wasn’t one.
He remembered he liked space so much he went to watch a NASA launch. he got burned by the boosters
Thankfully our ant was wearing Flame-Resistant gear from the future, so she wasn’t burnt.
But then, Venom appears out of the blue and challenges our lovely ant to a fight to the death!
The ant wins the fight to the death by using super powers!
Then realizes the super powers have a deadly effect: If an ant uses the superpowers they are cursed to be paralyzed for all eternity !! With no exceptions!!
But there’s a remedy! Just ear 43 1/2 pig ears and you are better!!!
Then time was stopped and he was frozen…
But then Doc Brown invented the time machine, so time was no longer an issue.
The ant saw a blinding flash of light an was nuked.
instead, the ant was special and acually gained mustles from the nuke (really think he will ever die?)
but the ant acidentally entered a raid commercial studio looking for real ants!
He applied for a job, but they turned him down because their studio suddenly became infested, and they had as many ants as they wanted.
The ant got zapped into this forum and can’t fin a way to get out!
He watched the matrix and learned to warp the world around him.
He dies from radiation poisoning.
But it just turns out to be gamma radiation and the ant turns green and gets super strength!
The ant goes on a crazy rampage and S.H.I.E.L.D comes after her…
but the ant simply hides in the worlds largest ant farm!
so iron man, captain america, hawkeye, and thor all attempt to destroy the poor ant! (fyi black widow and the hulk refused to kill their bretheren!)
The ant uses his necromancy skills to summon a horde of zombies which turn the avengers into… MARVEL ZOMBIES.(kudos if you read Marvel Zombies)
But the ant gets a paper cut which leads to a nasty infection.
The ant takes some antibiotics and puts a plaster (band-aid) over the cut.
The ant gets launched into space with a cannon.
The ant gets picked up by some astronauts on a rocket
The rocket then explodes with the ant on board
but of course, with the probability of 1,000,324,574,576,223,042 to one against, the ant survives the explosion, is instantly picked up by the heart of gold spaceship, and turns into a penguin against her will.
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But then the penguin suffers a moral dilemma, and releases the ant!
Then the ant is squished between a Ti5 and a hard place because Caboose is trying to help him.
…no one watches RvB… 