Joke competition

[Gabriel]

The rules are u have to post a joke and the one with the most thank yous will win . Two jokes per person and every one has to vote.
and the winner can tell me to say something embarrassing about myself,this will end in 3 weeks.
I’ll announce the winner in this topic and the winner will message me.

[Cannon (WH0TH3MAN (for Glen's reference))]

Question: you are the judge but the most thank yous wins? What is the point of a judge?

Edit:
I’ll count this as my joke (riddle? Other?) if anyone wants to give me a thank you for it

[jhb8426 (Resident Curmudgeon)]

Ummm, ok, so how does this really work? One can’t validly vote until ALL of the jokes are posted as I see it. If I vote today for a post I feel is funny, how can I delete that if I later find one that is MUCH FUNNIER (actually as an admin/moderator I can, but the ordinary, average guy can’t do that, so…)

[Gabriel]

@jhb8426

Ummm, ok, so how does this really work? One can’t validly vote until ALL of the jokes are posted as I see it. If I vote today for a post I feel is funny, how can I delete that if I later find one that is MUCH FUNNIER (actually as an admin/moderator I can, but the ordinary, average guy can’t do that, so…)

Then wait for all the jokes

[Gabriel]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my word

[Gabriel]

Most ladys say I’m ugly until I tell them how much I’m payed

Then they call me ugly and poor

[Glenacius_K (Spinworthy Glen)]

@Gabriel

The rules are u have to post a joke and the one with the most thank yous will win . Two jokes per person and every one has to vote.
and the winner can tell me to say something embarrassing about myself,this will end in 3 weeks.
I’ll announce the winner in this topic and the winner will message me.

Man, you are really spamming with the new threads lately!