Jhb's true identity?

Wait wait wait wait.

JhB

Jimmy
Buffet

Our friendly yoyoexpert moderator is infact the legend himself. Jimmy Buffet.

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I’m not at liberty to say too much, but I will give you all the following hints: he was featured in The Iliad, he’s been known to subdue tigers and alligators with two handed looping, and he once actually shot the moon while shooting the moon.

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HE’S CHUCK NORRIS!!!

He’s the hero Gotham deserves…

Seemed appropriate. lol

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32004056.jpg

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http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/309403_10151898836255543_2143183490_n.jpg or maybe Paul Escolar is…

Jhb8426 is his true identity. He was born a mod and all other aspects of his life are actually a figment of his own dementia. He is and forever will be Jhb8426 Administrator, moderator, watching your every move! Spoooooky! :o

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Actually, Jhb is in secret, Dio Brando from Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure…he’s a Vampire who can stop time and is overly Buff. Even Buffy can not defeat him easily. He makes even Vanilla Ice look wimpy. he can drain you of your blood by stabbing his fingers through your chest. he is, in essence, an utter kick butt guy.

OR, My second theory,

JHB is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee…we are all screwed. RUN!

Jhb would be older than Bruce Lee if he was still alive lol

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodn…

Wait, no…I may be thinking of someone else.

Oh, and skirtz, I accidently hit the “Thank You” thingy. I didn’t find your post that clever.

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Fine, party pooper…he’s really the reincarnation of… Drum roll Dio Brando

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/011/b/b/dio_brando_by_kaonazhie-d4m1dju.png

I’d like to reiterate that Jhb is pretty okay.

Also he’s really tiny and he has to stop picking his nose, or else he’ll get gross scabs or something and will have to be demoted.

Well, if you guys ever find the answer, will you be sure to let me know.
Thanks muchly.

Yay, other Top Gear fans!

I already did…I win.

He’s nice, also he’s a Jhb John (Jimmy) Hillbilly!

I have a report!!

He’s himself and nobody else!!! ;D

How do you know he’s not somebody else?

dun dun dun…

Mind=Blown.