Jason Bourne with a yoyo...


Just imagine what he could dish out on somebody!


He would just do the same stereotypical yoyo stuff you normally see.


He would do a really good sleeper.


I can imagine his signature trick now, the “Pistol Whip”.


What I mean is that he’d be able to beat somebody to death





If I know my Bourne, I think he’d go for the string throttle instead. Let’s just hope he’s using a toxic string and not regular kitty… otherwise he’s in trouble.


He only uses string made of Kevlar and steel wool.