Jason Bourne with a yoyo...


#1

Just imagine what he could dish out on somebody!


#2

He would just do the same stereotypical yoyo stuff you normally see.


#3

He would do a really good sleeper.


#4

I can imagine his signature trick now, the “Pistol Whip”.


#5

What I mean is that he’d be able to beat somebody to death


#6

Alright?


#7

http://tommcfarlin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/escalated-quickly.jpg

If I know my Bourne, I think he’d go for the string throttle instead. Let’s just hope he’s using a toxic string and not regular kitty… otherwise he’s in trouble.


#8

He only uses string made of Kevlar and steel wool.