I once knew a yoyoer so good that

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…he could change the string on a yoyo while it was still spinning!

…her yoyoing required no string at all!

…his yoyos wagged their strings and started spinning when he came home from work!

Your turn!

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I knew a yo-yo player so wonderful his name was Mr. Stein! My oh my.

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…every time they touch a yo-yo it turns into titanium.

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…the baby actually rocked her to sleep and changed the yoyoer’s diaper to boot! :baby:

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@unklesteve can do this

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Well, there goes my clever joke. It actually CAN be done!
Edit: Nope, my joke stands. The yoyo has to be spinning while one string is taken off and a new one put on.

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I once knew a yoyoer so good that every yoyo he threw with a flat bearing became a concave bearing.

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I think this is possible, in theory, with Doc Pop’s Washing Machine.

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So can @DocPop

Haha I posted this before seeing ^

I knew a yoyoer who threw so hard, all he needed to start a camp fire was a Ti yoyo!

I’m just waiting for @yoyodoc to come in and give us like 20 of these.

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I knew a yo-yo player that was so good he could lace up offstring yoyos to 7 foot strings tied to his thumbs and bent over at the waist facing a table he could do behind the back crossover two handed shoot the moons while reciting the alphabet forward and at the same time typing the alphabet backwards on his cell phone with the tip of his nose while having a sneezing attack outside during a stage III hurricane.

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any story about a yoyoer from Nantucket is likely a wild exaggeration.

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…they gave me a full time job selling yoyos at an online yoyo store.

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touche’, salesman :thinking:

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well… not really a salesman, but photographing yoyos, managing social media, and building product pages doesn’t really have the nicest ring to it lol.

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@YoYoExpertGarrett does though

i was waiting for the left hook
from
nantucket too :grimacing::rofl::rofl:

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There once was a new yoyoer from Nantucket, he bought an expensive yoyo that would not come back to his hand so he said

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I still get so pissed every time Steve snap starts a yo-yo and catches it in the loop. He makes it look so easy.

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There once was a yoer from Nantucket,
Who was good enough to shred with a Bucket.
Well, it was a Dumpster Fire; which is shaped like a trash can; which is basically a bucket, and still pretty darn difficult to play with I’ve heard…

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But you DaMan! Nuff said.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw you take a throw off the string while you were throwing 1A and start doing 4A tricks. Mind still blown.

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I once knew a yoyoer so good, that he could Shoot the Moon with a string so long, that he never had to buy cheese.

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