You’re absolutely right, I’d much rather live in Rapture.
Guys, look at it for a second. We haven’t had this technology for years. If they did, wouldn’t they start using it for the government instead of boards? Who would distribute this powerful of a technology anyway? Crime would be at an all time HIGH because of geeks who took the tech and made it into something else. Sorry guys, The Hoax is a Hoax is a Hoax.
…there not.
K im joking about this whole thing, is anybody actually thinking this is real?
Eh, I don’t know about crime, but I know for sure that office pranks would be better than ever.
Sorry guys but…
Yes its possible to defy gravity with sound and various frequencies (this is how the egyptian pyramids were built, no heavy lifting necessary)
But… Huvrboards are just not there yet unfortunately… Just some wishful thinking for the future 
…what…?
Sounds like he’s been watching a little too much Ancient Aliens.
You missed a joke.