How to Get Taylor Swift to DNA

Yo we gotta get Taylor Swift to DNA. That would for sure start a mini Yoyo boom and that’s good for Yoyo.

How do we get this to happen?

I also nominate Brandon Vu as ambassador of Yoyo to teach Taylor how to DNA. Okay y’all let’s gooooo!

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Gentry could work too. As long as it’s not Evan…

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Never gonna happen….

Sadly, Taylor has Onset Upper Extremity Arthritis cause by rapid almost nonstop counting of $10,000 bills.

She Totally Failed her Performance Test.

High Fives…. FAIL

Vulcan Peace sign….FAIL

Organizing spare change….FAIL

And ultimately, she totally FAILED the Rock, Paper, Scissors agility Test.

So…… learning DNA isn’t happening any time soon….

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Someone needs to jump on camera during the red carpet event or on stage at her concert and DNA until security tackles them.

If we can get multiple people to do this, we might just respark the 90s boom.

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I read the title as “how to get Taylor Swift DNA” and I thought: you goin’ to jail, buddy.

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At the beginning I understood that the trick itself was called “Taylor Swift DNA” and this was a tutorial, after names in the old days like “uber powerful trained dragon mastered by the sword of the ancient great knights to conquer the castle” I figure that a “Taylor Swift DNA” wasn’t that weird

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To reach Taylor Swift you’ll need to go through her management company

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Robert Allen Manager
Erica Worden Taylor Swift’s Assistant
Tree Paine PR Specialist

This may be a challenge for @Gentry_Stein, but I also think @YoYoExpertEric would be a good candidate

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Worth considering a bank shot a going for Travis Kelce. I feel like he’s probably more approachable?

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I love the mix of jokes and people actually trying to figure this out. What a wonderful, hilarious thread. Great one, @GTDropKnot!

We could send Bella throws and she wouldn’t even have to actually get taylor to dna, just get taylor to let Bella use her finger while Bella dnas with Taylor’s finger. Someone see if Bella’s down. Who we kiddin? Of course she’s down

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Good call, the whole thing is also about going “Viral” and since these celebrities’ have such big Egos (but sometimes fragile), I don’t think its that far fetch if the “Going Viral” angle is also sold.

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The look on @rkalajian face when T Swift does a DNA

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Sellouts gonna sell out.

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( I might have to make this into a tee. I’d just have to change the DNA font to something that’s not a company logo :slight_smile: )

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I couldn’t help myself

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Okay but what if we get like Bella to DNA on Taylor swift? That sounds doable? Girl power?

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Taylor throws up the horns, and Bella double DNA’s on them.

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Everyone knows it’s rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. Gesh kids today.

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The web sight needs a much stronger laugh emoji for this comment!!! :rofl::rofl::smiley::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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You know what it means if we make this happen, right………?

We will be unstoppable!!!

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The YYBC swifty committee might not even be the strangest one if that’s a thing.

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