Hey guys! I know I haven’t been on in a while but I have time now after exams are done! How is everyone? What did I miss? I’m not sure if this was supposed to be in the unrelated section but it’s somewhat yoyo related on what I missed. 
You didn’t miss anything. Time comes to a stop during finals, didn’t you know?
;D ;D ;D
TRUE
Haha. Patrick, true. Very true.
Yoyofactory and Yoyojam merged.
SPYY makes only paintball guns now.
Not much, lol.
Oh ya I heard about that Haha 
Oh and ILYY is working on a pixie dust blast
and clyw bought the dingo and made it smaller and heavier
The jamboo got voted best yo-yo ever in the whole world :-*
I became emperor of the world.
i got a cookie
everyone who was a member online got a free yoyo… sooo, since you werent on… dang man…
The Jamfactboo, that is.
I can now pull
walk the dog
Yeah, and I beat Yuuki Spencer in the BAC. And every one in the world got sponcered by yoyofactory except for you.
I wish I now own General-Yo.
Unicorn blood is now illegal.
Now I know what I missed. The community and their humor! I love you guys/gals!
That one’s actually true, Andre has to use Dragon Blood in his bearing now
the trinity is not a metal yoyo as it was advertised its actually made from ground up unicorns