and in this alternate reality, monkeys celebrated yoyoing as an Olympic sport.
But then something terrible happened and the Soviet Union of Monkeys nuked Antarctica. So the Yo-yo Monkeys decided to…
DANCE LIKE NO ONE WAS WATCHING…
until they fell off the bed…
and they called the doctor who said the remedy was…
Arsenic that doesn’t kill you
Tony took the arsenic only to discover…
That it made him better at…
Stealing peoples tricks using mind powers but then people…
Decided to eat the magic gumball which gave them all telekinetic control over large farm animals…
So they could milk themselves and yoyo.
but the cows rebelled, repeating “mine!” “mine!” while enviously eyeing the yo-yos and preparing their battle axes.
Then tony arrived with an army if sheep and knocked them all out with some boomerangs.
however tony started hearing cop sirens and started to run but
It was actually the chickens playing gto.
in the streets while everyone else slept…
When Tony saw this he wondered how they could plug a tv in on he streets.
but then again, Tony realized that everything that had happened so far was quite odd, so he pulled out his yoyo, and began doing the Mach 5, causing a temporal rift to open.
The rift sent tony to the beggining of the day so he could start all over…
many things flashed before his eyes, such as Nobody posting multiple times (due to the time fluctuation) when he was only supposed to post once.